i got tired of hanging round mama and daddy's two bit town
needed to find a way to get out of the country
i wanted something new to see wanted new roads under my feet
something something something something hungry
so i got up to get down and took the bus right into town
cause mama said i oughta start out with the city
the city lights looked so fine and it almost blew my mind
and the girls i saw were all so goddamned pretty
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
miss universe
everybody says she's so beautiful
they don't see her face is so deceitful
there is nothing there under her skin
never knew a thought could be such a sin
maybe you're miss universe
but that's all you have going for you
pretty faces dont mean shit
and its all you have going for you
and when all you got is not enough
where are you gonna go now, pretty girl
cause you could be miss universe
and i still wouldn't want you back for the world
they don't see her face is so deceitful
there is nothing there under her skin
never knew a thought could be such a sin
maybe you're miss universe
but that's all you have going for you
pretty faces dont mean shit
and its all you have going for you
and when all you got is not enough
where are you gonna go now, pretty girl
cause you could be miss universe
and i still wouldn't want you back for the world
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
things ally likes
in no particular order
using the compactor
driving down main north road
singing
when josh says the word 'lovely'
playing in the rain
britney spears
dancing
fizzers
swimming all alone
wearing high heels
a big plastic cup full of ice
taking pens apart
hula hoops
looking at toys in the shops
tricking people
cheeseburgers for one dollar ninety five
card games
squirms
meeting new people
trying on clothes with no intention of buying them
using the compactor
driving down main north road
singing
when josh says the word 'lovely'
playing in the rain
britney spears
dancing
fizzers
swimming all alone
wearing high heels
a big plastic cup full of ice
taking pens apart
hula hoops
looking at toys in the shops
tricking people
cheeseburgers for one dollar ninety five
card games
squirms
meeting new people
trying on clothes with no intention of buying them
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
drafts
kissyface
its kinda like a tickle and its kinda like an itch
and it makes me kinda dizzy and my tummy starts to pitch
its a funny kinda feeling and it's kinda hard to place
when i see his mmmmmm
kissyface
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she's at her most beautiful in the morning
it seems she shines the brightest then
she quietens the monster from waking
and she lets my body rest again
she's an angel
god knows why she would want a freak like me
and did i mention she's my angel
its like she doesn't even see the seams
where i've tried to pull myself apart
i'm so dirty against her perfect body
but she heals the scars and thats a start
she's an angel
god knows why she would want a freak like me
and did i mention she's my angel
and its like i catch a glimpse of heaven
and its like i've never been to hell
and its like i catch a glimpse of heaven
and its like i've never been to hell
she's an angel
god knows why she would want a freak like me
and did i mention she's my angel
she's at her most beautiful in the morning
it seems she shines the brightest then
its kinda like a tickle and its kinda like an itch
and it makes me kinda dizzy and my tummy starts to pitch
its a funny kinda feeling and it's kinda hard to place
when i see his mmmmmm
kissyface
untitled
she's at her most beautiful in the morning
it seems she shines the brightest then
she quietens the monster from waking
and she lets my body rest again
she's an angel
god knows why she would want a freak like me
and did i mention she's my angel
its like she doesn't even see the seams
where i've tried to pull myself apart
i'm so dirty against her perfect body
but she heals the scars and thats a start
she's an angel
god knows why she would want a freak like me
and did i mention she's my angel
and its like i catch a glimpse of heaven
and its like i've never been to hell
and its like i catch a glimpse of heaven
and its like i've never been to hell
she's an angel
god knows why she would want a freak like me
and did i mention she's my angel
she's at her most beautiful in the morning
it seems she shines the brightest then
Friday, January 9, 2009
the rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
7. If you break the cookie first, all the calories fall out.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
10. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.
11. Foods eaten while watching a major event on television do not count. Major events include: Super bowl, Hockey Finals, Indy 500, Jerry Springer show.
12. Power bars and other type energy bars make you thinner. In all my years of exercising (at least three times a year) I have only seen thin people eating energy bars. Therefore they must make you thin.
13. Snickers is the same as an energy bar (see #12)
14. Tasting other people's food does not add to your calorie count.
15. Containers of food that list the number of servings as greater than one are lying. Every container includes one serving. Half gallon of ice cream, box of cereal, bottle of soda, bag of chips are all one serving.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
7. If you break the cookie first, all the calories fall out.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
10. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.
11. Foods eaten while watching a major event on television do not count. Major events include: Super bowl, Hockey Finals, Indy 500, Jerry Springer show.
12. Power bars and other type energy bars make you thinner. In all my years of exercising (at least three times a year) I have only seen thin people eating energy bars. Therefore they must make you thin.
13. Snickers is the same as an energy bar (see #12)
14. Tasting other people's food does not add to your calorie count.
15. Containers of food that list the number of servings as greater than one are lying. Every container includes one serving. Half gallon of ice cream, box of cereal, bottle of soda, bag of chips are all one serving.
double up double up
untitled
on tuesday at two forty six am i changed my status to single
and at three eighteen am you changed yours to single too
i noticed, but when i saw you at the shops later i pretended that i'd signed out already.
on wednesday night you still said single and she'd written on your wall
i thought that was kind of odd, cause hers still said taken
so i got my bike and rode past your place to have a look but her car was still there
on thursday afternoon we went to carl's place for beer and doritos
and you were there with your corona, but i didn't see her
and you didn't look at me all night but that's okay cause you don't usually talk to me anyway
at eleven thirty four pm on friday you changed your status to it's complicated
i wondered what she thought of that but i guess she was offline
so instead i watched a movie that you said you liked but i never really got into it
i had to go to work on saturday cause i took friday off so i didn't go to the beach
she went though, and when i saw the photos you both looked kinda happy
so now i don't know what to think and whether i even have a chance anymore and why you still like her
and you know every time i've seen you since then you never quite meet my eye
and i wonder if you know and whether you told her cause she never lets on
its always a little awkward when we're together and i promise i'll never tell that you kissed me that one time
although it probably would have been the best day of my life.
untitled no. 2
you are a river
you are always changing
i am a rock
you cannot move me.
on tuesday at two forty six am i changed my status to single
and at three eighteen am you changed yours to single too
i noticed, but when i saw you at the shops later i pretended that i'd signed out already.
on wednesday night you still said single and she'd written on your wall
i thought that was kind of odd, cause hers still said taken
so i got my bike and rode past your place to have a look but her car was still there
on thursday afternoon we went to carl's place for beer and doritos
and you were there with your corona, but i didn't see her
and you didn't look at me all night but that's okay cause you don't usually talk to me anyway
at eleven thirty four pm on friday you changed your status to it's complicated
i wondered what she thought of that but i guess she was offline
so instead i watched a movie that you said you liked but i never really got into it
i had to go to work on saturday cause i took friday off so i didn't go to the beach
she went though, and when i saw the photos you both looked kinda happy
so now i don't know what to think and whether i even have a chance anymore and why you still like her
and you know every time i've seen you since then you never quite meet my eye
and i wonder if you know and whether you told her cause she never lets on
its always a little awkward when we're together and i promise i'll never tell that you kissed me that one time
although it probably would have been the best day of my life.
untitled no. 2
you are a river
you are always changing
i am a rock
you cannot move me.
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